欧洲大陆最东边：前祖部罗卡共和国 曾经的帝国
老撸茨公墓
为了忘却的纪念：
我国瑰宝级作家
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世间对于作家这行有明显误区 It is an extremely common mistake,
人们总以为作家的灵感是源源不断的 people think the writer's imagination is always at work,
因为作家总能不停地构思出无底洞式的 that he's constantly inventing an endless supply
剧情和章节 of incidents and episodes,
能轻易编造出各种无中生有的故事 that he simply dreams up his stories out of thin air.
但实际上恰恰相反 In point of fact, the opposite is true.
一旦大众知道你是个作家 Once the public knows you're a writer,
他们就会向你提供故事素材 they bring the characters and events to you
而如果你聚精会神地 and as long as you maintain your ability to look
去聆听和阅读 and to carefully listen,
这些故事就会。。。 these stories will continue to...
别闹！滚粗！熊孩子！ Stop it. Stop it! Don't! Don't do it!
就会让你一辈子沉浸其中 Will continue to seek you out over your lifetime.
对于经常给他人讲故事的作家来说 To him who has often told the tales of others,
他本身也有老多故事好讲 many tales will be told.
-我错了 -Sorry. -没事 -It's all right.
接下来的这个故事 The incidents that follow were described to me
便和我所听取的素材相同 exactly as I present them here
但我却要用完全出乎意料之外的方法讲述 and in a wholly unexpected way.
数年前 A number of years ago,
我曾患一种叫“轻度抄写症”的精神疾病 while suffering from a mild case of "Scribe's Fever,"
当时干我们这行的大多都得过这病 a form of neurasthenia common among the intelligentsia of that time,
于是我决定整个八月份 I decided to spend the month of August
在阿尔卑斯山苏德滕沃茨峰下的内伯斯堡温泉镇里渡过 in the spa town of Nebelsbad below the Alpine Sudetenwaltz,
我在携程上订了布达佩斯大饭店 and had taken up rooms in the Grand Budapest,
那是一块风景如画，富丽堂皇，一度广为人知的宝地 a picturesque, elaborate, and once widely celebrated establishment.
想必你们当中有人听说过 I expect some of you will know it.
当时正值旅游淡季，酒店业相当不景气 It was off season and, by that time, decidedly out of fashion,
大饭店逐渐开始衰败 and it had already begun its descent
以致生意惨淡，门可罗雀 into shabbiness and eventual emolition.
偌大一个酒店就我们几个客人 What few guests we were
平时碰见，一眼就能认出对方 had quickly come to recognize one another by sight
在这宽大的空间里只有我们这些渺小的存在 as the only living souls residing in the vast establishment,
尽管我们大家并不会因为点头致意 although I do not believe any acquaintance among our number had proceeded
就会互相信任，但我们总能在饭店的某处 beyond the polite nods we exchanged as we passed
比如棕榈走廊 in the Palm Court,
阿拉伯浴场 in the Arabian baths,
还有柱廊索道上不期而遇 and onboard the Colonnade Funicular.
我们貌似都是高贵冷艳的那一类人 We were a very reserved group, it seemed,
同时又都注定形单影只，寂寞一生 and, without exception, solitary.
也许正因为宾客之间一概无话 Perhaps as a result of this general silence,
我和饭店的门童，一个西欧人 I had established a casual and bantering familiarity
混成小伙伴，彼此自嘲互黑 with the hotel's concierge,a West-continental
他叫做“琼先森” known only as "Monsieur Jean",
给我第一印象是个老实巴交的苦逼屌丝 who struck one as being, at once, both lazy and, really, quite accommodating.
目测此人月工资不高 I expect he was not well paid.
闲话不表，话说一天夜晚 In any case, one evening,
我和往常一样，同琼先森促膝长谈 as I stood conferring elbow-to-elbow with Monsieur Jean,
我忽然发现宾客里多了张新面孔 as had become my habit, I noticed a new presence in our company.
一个穿着时髦的小老头 A small, elderly man,smartly dressed,
仪表不俗，英气逼人 with an exceptionally lively,intelligent face
且散发着一股淡淡的忧伤 and an immediately perceptible air of sadness.
似乎和我们这群装逼党一样孤独，不过我得说 He was, like the rest of us, alone,but also, I must say,
他是第一个因深沉而真实的孤独打动我的人 he was the first that struck one as being deeply and truly lonely.
看上去和我的症状一样 A symptom of my own medical condition as well.
内个逗比老头是谁？ Who's this interesting old fellow?
我求问琼先森 I inquired of Monsieur Jean.
令我惊讶的是：他对我的问题很是惊讶 To my surprise,he was distinctly taken aback.
你不认识他？？（他问） Don't you know?(He asked.)
你没认出他吗？ Don't you recognize him?
此人看起来确实有点眼熟 He did look familiar.
那位是穆斯塔法先生，他今天一大早到的 That's Mr. Moustafa himself.He arrived earlier this morning.
读者朋友们，如果你们有人 This name will no doubt be familiar
是专业驴友该对这个名字如雷贯耳吧 to the more seasoned persons among you.
雅丹·穆斯塔法先生曾是祖部罗卡共和国的首富 Mr. Zero Moustafa was at one time the richest man in Zubrowka,
而且至今仍是布达佩斯大饭店的法人代表 and was still indeed the owner of the Grand Budapest.
老板经常来这呆一个多礼拜 He often comes and stays a week or more,
一年至少三次，但从没在这个季节里来过 three times a year at least,but never in the season.
琼先森示意我侧耳过来 Monsieur Jean signaled to me and I leaned closer.
告诉你个秘密 I'll tell you a secret.
他只住在没浴室的单人间 He takes only a single-bed sleeping room without a bath
在顶层的后角 in the rear corner of the top floor
那里比货梯还小！ and it's smaller than the service elevator!
众所周知 It was well known,
雅丹·穆斯塔法因买下欧洲大陆 Zero Moustafa had purchased and famously inhabited
几座最为奢华的城堡和宫殿而闻名遐迩 some of the most lavish castles and palazzos on the continent.
但在这，他自己开的近乎空旷的酒店里 Yet here, in his own nearly empty hotel,
就住在一间佣人房里？ he occupied a servant's quarters?
就在那时，一场意外的室内闹剧拉开了帷幕 At that moment, the curtain rose on a parenthetical, domestic drama...
卧槽 Shit.
这立刻完全吸引了 which required the immediate and complete attention
琼先森的注意力 of Monsieur Jean,
不过，老实说，我倒是淡定的很 but, frankly, did not hold mine for long.
遗憾的是 However,
这位奇葩老头的故事戛然而止 this premature intermission in the story of the curious, old man
这让我很。。怎么说呢，用句天朝的歇后语就是：/i> had left me, as the expression goes,
“刘姥姥进大观园----看了还想看” "gespannt wie ein Flitzebogen,"
意思是说，我坐在椅子的边缘 that is, on the edge of my seat,
一直坐到第二天早上我发现 where I remained throughout the next morning, until,
命运用一种神秘而靠谱的方式 in what I have found to be its mysterious and utterly reliable fashion,
再一次，干预了我的人生 fate, once again,intervened on my behalf.
我欣赏你的作品 I admire your work.
您说什么？ I beg your pardon?
我说，我拜读过你的杰作，我甚赏识 I said, I know and admire your wonderful work.
您过奖了，先生 Thank you most kindly, sir.
琼先森有没有和你提到过 Did Monsieur Jean have a word or two to share with you
这房子的年迈主人？ about the aged proprietor of this establishment?
我必须向您坦白：我确实问了关于您的事 I must confess, I did myself inquire about you.
琼先森确实很得力 He's perfectly apable,of course,Monsieur Jean
但不能称他是一流的门童 but we can't claim he's a first,
说心里话，他甚至连二流都算不上 or, in earnest, even second-rate concierge.
不过也没法子 But there it is.
时代变了 Times have changed.
这儿的温泉浴室很漂亮 The thermal baths are very beautiful.
和刚建时没两样，当然，也没办法装修 They were in their first condition. It couldn't be maintained, of course.
放在当下，有点太豆瓣了 Too decadent for current tastes.
但我仍心水这堆有点迷人的废墟 But I love it all just the same, this enchanting old ruin.
弱弱地问一句：您为什么要买下它呢？ How did you come to buy it, if I may ask?
布达佩斯大饭店 The Grand Budapest.
我没买 I didn't.
如果你问这个不仅仅是出于礼貌 If you're not merely being polite,
要是只是客套话请你一定要告诉我 and you must tell me if that's the case,
不过若你真的对此感兴趣的话 but if it genuinely does interest you,
我可以邀请你今晚与我共进晚餐吗？ may I invite you to dine with me tonight,
我很期待，而且我真的很荣幸能为你讲述 and it will be my pleasure and, indeed, my privilege to tell you
“我的故事”，虽说不是啥好故事 "my story." Such as it is.
两只烤鸭配橄榄 Two ducks roasted with olives.
兔肉？沙拉？ Rabbit, salad?
52年的波利·卢威，加点干白 Pouilly-Jouvet '52, plus a split of the brut.
如此我们可以畅所欲言了 That should provide us ample time
-我可以开始了吗？ -当然可以 -if I commence promptly. -By all means.
那么，这个故事必须从我们共同的朋友的前辈开始 Well, it begins, as it must, with our mutual friend's predecessor.
布达佩斯大饭店人见人爱的一代目礼宾员 The beloved, original concierge of The Grand Budapest.
对，故事的主角当然就是他。。。。 It begins, of course, with...
第一章： “古斯塔夫先生”（G）
-桌子搬到窗边 -Bring the table to the window. -是，古先生 -Yes, Monsieur Gustave.
-餐具摆在桌上 -Bring the tray to the table. -得令，古先生 -Right away, Monsieur Gustave.
就放那，都清理过了没？整顿好了没？ Right there.Have those been brushed and blocked?
-妥妥的，古先生 -Of course, Monsieur Gustave. -这些装进帽柜 -Pack them in the hat boxes.
-这些是奥伯斯多夫公司的？ -Is that from Oberstdorf Company? -应该是的，古先生 -I believe so, Monsieur Gustave.
-放后面。票在谁手上？ -Second trunk. Who has the tickets? -在我这，古先生 -I do, Monsieur Gustave.
拿来我看 Give them to me.
没问题，去角落那站着 These are in order.Wait in the corner.
-偶不走了 -I'm not leaving. -您说什么？ -I beg your pardon?
-偶要留下来 -I'm not leaving. -为什么？ -Why not?
-偶怕 -I'm frightened. -您怕什么？ -Of what?
偶怕这是咱俩最后一次见面了 I fear this may be the last time we ever see each other.
您为什么会这样想？ Why on earth would that be the case?
偶不知道怎么说，反正就是酱紫 Well, I can't put it into words, but I feel it.
您吉人自有天相，您不会离开我们的，只要您。。。 For goodness sake, there's no reason for you to leave us if you'd...
-跟偶走吧 -Come with me. -去那个什么“撸茨”？ -To fucking Lutz?
-好不好嘛 -Please. -请把玉手给我 -Give me your hand.
没什么好怕的，每次出行前您总是心神不宁 You've nothing to fear. You're always anxious before you travel.
我承认，这次您看上去更不太妙 I admit, you appear to be suffering a more acute attack on this occasion.
不过说真的。。。佛祖啊，您对您的指甲做了什么？ But, truly and honestly... Oh, dear God. What have you done to your fingernails?
-偶的美甲怎么了？ -I beg your pardon? -这涂得太没溜了 -This diabolical varnish.
-颜色完全失败 -The color is completely wrong. -不太喜欢？ -Don't you like it?
不是不太喜欢，是太不喜欢 It's not that I don't like it.I am physically repulsed.
-我想到个能让您舒适的办法 -啥？不要念经 -Perhaps this will soothe you. -What? Don't recite.
-听几句吧，嘘 -Just listen to the words. Hush. -表，现在表听 -Please. Not now.
“高松出暗木，野径承雨露” "While questing once in noble wood of gray, medieval pine,
“吾将欲求索，不走寻常路” "I came upon a tomb,rain-slick'd, rubbed-cool, ethereal,
“落叶堆孤坟，怆然抚裂痕” "'its inscription long-vanished,
“凉风吹古墓，叹嗟无碑文” "yet still within its melancholy fissures..."
请帮偶个忙，在圣母教堂的 Will you light a candle for me, please?
-圣器室那点根蜡烛好吗亲？ -In the sacristy of Santa Maria? -一会我亲自去点 -I'll see to it myself immediately.
请您谨记，我永远与您同在 Remember, I'm always with you.
-我猴中一雷 -I love you. -我也爱你，开车！ -I love you.
能够赢得像她这样的女士的芳心，真是相当牛掰 It's quite a thing winning the loyalty of a woman like that
何况还连赢19年 for 19 consecutive seasons.
-是的，先生 -Yes, sir. -你知道，她非常宠幸我 -She's very fond of me, you know.
是的，先生 Yes, sir.
但我之前从没见过她那副样子 But I've never seen her like that before.
是的，先生 No, sir.
她抖得像只正在拉屎的狗 She was shaking like a shitting dog.
客观 Truly.
跑去布鲁克内帕兹的圣母玛利亚教堂 Run to the cathedral of Santa Maria in Brucknerplatz.
买半截最普通的蜡烛， Buy one of the plain,half-length candles
找回四毛零钱 and take back four Klubecks in change.
在圣器室点亮蜡烛，念一段简短的玫瑰经 Light it in the sacristy,say a brief rosary
然后去孟德家给我买块巧克力蛋糕 then go to Mendl's and get me a courtesan au chocolat.
如果还有钱剩下，就赏给那个跛脚擦鞋童 If there's any money left, give it to the crippled shoe-shine boy.
-得令，先生 -Right away, sir. -回来 -Hold it.
-侬撒宁啦？ -Who are you? -我叫鸭蛋，先生，我是新来的门童 -I'm Zero, sir. The new Lobby Boy.
-你说你叫鸭蛋？ -Zero, you say? -是的，先生 -Yes, sir.
我没听过这名字，也没见过你，是谁雇佣你的？ I've never heard of you, never laid eyes on you. Who hired you?
-是莫舍先生，先生 -Mr. Mosher, sir. -莫舍先生！ -Mr. Mosher!
什么事，古先生？ Yes, Monsieur Gustave?
我可不可以理解为你偷偷地雇佣了这个年轻人 Am I to understand you've surreptitiously hired this young man
担任门童的职位？ in the position of a Lobby Boy?
他还在实习期间，当然要等您批准才能录用 He's been engaged for a trial period,pending your approval, of course.
确实如此，谢谢你，莫舍先生 Perhaps, yes.Thank you, Mr. Mosher.
客气了您内，古先生 You're most welcome,Monsieur Gustave.
你现在要接受正式面试 You're now going to be officially interviewed.
我是不是该先去点蜡烛，先生？ Should I go and light the candle first, sir?
什么？不用了 What? No.
工作经历？ Experience?
金斯基饭店，厨房小跟班，六个月 Hotel Kinski, Kitchen Boy, six months.
贝利兹酒店，清洁工，三个月 Hotel Berlitz, Mop and Broom Boy,three months.
-那之前我还刷过锅。。。 -Before that I was a Skillet Scrubber... -说工作经历，鸭蛋 -Experience, zero.
-再次感谢你，古先生 -Thank you again, Monsieur Gustave. -帽子戴正，阿纳托尔 -Straighten that cap, Anatole.
-乐意为你效劳，施奈德先生 -The pleasure's mine, Herr Schneider. -帽带断了。。。 -The strap's busted.
-这些花都不合格 -These are not acceptable. -楼上+10086 -I fully agree.
-文化程度？ -Education? -我学过朗诵和拼写 -I studied reading and spelling.
我上了小学，就快毕业了。。。 I started my primary school.I almost...
-说文化程度，鸭蛋 -Education, zero. -水管炸了 -Now it's exploded.
早上好，西塞罗，快去把水管工给我叫来！ Good morning, Cicero.Call the goddamn plumber!
-今天下午行吗？古先生 -This afternoon, Monsieur Gustave? -必须的，李不灵太太 -Without fail, Frau Liebling.
-这到底什么玩意儿？ -What in hell is this? -现在没空 -Not now.
家庭情况 Family?
鸭蛋？ Zero.
六楼，伊戈 Six, Igor.
你为什么想成为一个门童？ Why do you want to be a Lobby Boy?
内什么，谁不想在布达佩斯大饭店上班呢，先生？ Well, who wouldn't,at the Grand Budapest, sir?
这是块宝地 It's an institution.
答得漂亮 Very good.
-一千块钱 -A thousand Klubecks. -我地妈 -My goodness.
先生，你曾经是门童吗？ Were you ever a Lobby Boy, sir?
你以为呢？ What do you think?
我以为你总得从基层开始做起的…… Well, I suppose you'd have to start somewhere...
-快去把那该死的蜡烛点着 -Go and light the goddamn candle. -是，先生 -Yes, sir.
就这样，我的淫生开始了 And so, my life began.
布达佩斯大饭店前厅部 Junior Lobby Boy in-training,
见习小门童 Grand Budapest Hotel,
在古先生的严格监督下 under the strict command of Monsieur Gustave H.
我成了他的徒弟，他是我的师傅和监护人 I became his pupil, and he was to be my counselor and guardian.
酒店门童是什么？ What is a Lobby Boy?
门童是潜水的，但又无处不在 A Lobby Boy's completely invisible, yet always in sight.
门童要记得客人的忌讳 A Lobby Boy remembers what people hate.
门童要预料客人的需求 A Lobby Boy anticipates the client's needs
时刻准备服务客人 before the needs are needed.
最重要的是，门童要谨小慎微 A Lobby Boy is, above all,discreet to a fault.
咱们的客人有着他们最深处的秘密 Our guests know their deepest secrets,
坦率的说，其中的一些，相当不得体 some of which are, frankly,rather unseemly,
需要深埋到咱们的棺材里去 will go with us to our graves.
-所以，看牢你的嘴巴，鸭蛋 -So keep your mouth shut, Zero. -是的，先生 -Yes, sir.
就这样吧 That's all for now.
我开始察觉到饭店里很多 I began to realize that many of the hotel's
土豪金贵都是冲他而来 most valued and distinguished guests came for him.
这好像成为他职责中最重要的部分 It seemed to be an essential part of his duties,
但我相信他也乐在其中 but I believe it was also his pleasure.
那些标准总是不变的 The requirements were always the same.
她们必须是：富婆 They had to be rich,
老菜皮 old,
缺乏安全感 insecure,
虚荣 vain,
肤浅 superficial,
金发 blonde,
饥渴 needy.
为什么要“金发”？ Why blonde?
因为她们都是金发 Because they all were.
顺便说一句，他可是 He was, by the way,
我遇见过的人里，芳香气息最浓郁的一位 the most liberally perfumed man I had ever encountered.
人还没到，香味先扑鼻而来 The scent announced his approach from a great distance
即便他走了，那味道还会再徘徊好久 and lingered for many minutes after he was gone.
我每周工作六天半 I worked six days each week plus a half-day Sunday,
早上五点做到午夜 5:00 AM until just after midnight.
少食多餐考耐力 Our meals were small but frequent, for stamina.
两顿早餐和午餐，外加一份好夜宵 Two breakfasts, two lunches and a late supper.
古先生还搞了个夜间布道 Monsieur Gustave also delivered a nightly sermon.
粗鲁不过是恐惧的脸谱 Rudeness is merely the expression of fear.
人们害怕无法得到自己想要的 People fear they won't get what they want.
最可怕最丑陋的人只是需要被爱 The most dreadful and unattractive person only needs to be loved,
然后他们就会像鲜花一样绽放 and they will open up like a flower.
我想到了一句诗 I am reminded of a verse,
“画家画脸未成形” "The painter's brush touched the inchoate face
“首发彩笔定输赢” "by ends of nimble bristles
“刷毛末端巧点睛，纸上之物似活灵” "and with their blush of first color, rendered her lifeless cheek living."
他在房间孤独的享用自己的晚餐 His own dinner, he took alone in his room.
酒店主人的身份实在是个谜 The identity of the owner of the hotel was unknown to all of us.
他的副官科瓦奇，代表着神秘的东家 Each month, his emissary,known as Deputy Kovacs, arrived
作为使者 to review the books and convey messages
前来复查账目并收集消息 on behalf of the mysterious proprietor.
在这种场合下，古先生和咱们的商务经理 On these occasions, Monsieur Gustave and our business manager,
贝克先生私下里在接待厅上方完成了一次会谈 Herr Becker, met with him in private consultation above Reception.
这也是我遇见阿加莎的时候 This was also when I met Agatha,
但我们现在不提这个 but we won't discuss that.
第二章 “赛威蛋挞夫人”（D）
-干嘛？ -What do you want? -瞧 -Look.
阿尔卑斯晨报 “战争一触即发？坦克开至边境”
“伯爵贵妇死于卧室”
佛祖啊 Dear God.
我很遗憾，先生 I'm terribly sorry, sir.
-我们必须去见她 -We must go to her. -必须？ -We must?
马上去，她需要我，而我需要你帮我把包弄好 Tout de suite.She needs me, and I need you to help me with my bags and so on.
-你能有多快？ -How fast can you pack? -五分钟 -Five minutes.
快去，再带上那瓶26年的波利·卢威 Do it. And bring a bottle of the Pouilly-Jouvet '26
和两个玻璃杯放在有冰块的篮子里 in an ice bucket with two glasses
这样一来，咱们就不用喝他们在餐车上提供的猫尿了 so we don't have to drink the cat piss they serve in the dining car.
都怪我 I blame myself.
她想告诉我她有种预感，我却没听 She tried to tell me she had a premonition. I didn't listen.
撸茨一家将会穿黑色衣服 All of Lutz will be dressed in black,
除了她那帮讨厌的熊孩子们 except her own ghastly,deceitful children
她自己甚至厌恶跟他们亲近 whom she loathed and couldn't bear to kiss hello.
他们会像吉普赛人那样跳舞 They'll be dancing like gypsies.
人生真心毫无意义可言 There's really no point in doing anything in life,
因为眨眼间就全部完结 because it's all over in the blink of an eye...
然后，你需要知道的是，尸斑已经聚集 And, the next thing you know,rigor mortis sets in.
唉，好人总是死得早 Oh, how the good die young.
运气好的话，她给你的老朋友留下了一些钱 With any luck, she's left a few Klubecks for your old friend,
但是在死亡证明签发前没人会清楚 but one never knows until the ink is dry on the death certificate.
顺便一说，她可是袋子里的炸药 She was dynamite in the sack, by the way.
她都84了，古先生 She was 84, Monsieur Gustave.
我已经老了 I've had older.
当你年轻的时候，要的全是生煎牛扒 When you're young,it's all fillet steak,
但随着年岁的增长，你只能要些便宜的玩意 but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheaper cuts,
这对我来说没什么，因为我喜欢这样 which is fine with me,because I like those.
他们说，这反而更可口呢 More flavorful, or so they say.
咱们干嘛要在这片荒郊野外里停下来？ Why are we stopping at a barley field?
十月十九日 垦边结束
哈罗，伙计们 Well, hello there, chaps.
请出示证件 Documents, please.
乐意配合 With pleasure.
恐怕这不是一张讨人喜欢的脸 It's not a very flattering portrait, I'm afraid.
我曾经长得很好看 I was once considered a great beauty.
您叫弗什么？弗里茨？还是弗兰兹？ What does the "F" stand for?Fritz? Franz?
-弗兰兹 -Franz. -我就知道！ -I knew it!
他做了个鬼脸 He's making a funny face.
亲爱的弗兰兹，这是个三级工人身份的移民签证 That's a Migratory Visa with Stage Three Worker Status, Franz, darling.
他是跟我一起的 He's with me.
请出来 Come outside, please.
先等一会，请坐，鸭蛋，他的证件没问题 Now, wait a minute. Sit down, Zero. His papers are in order.
我亲自和劳工权益部对照过了 I cross-referenced them myself with the Bureau of Labor and Servitude.
你不用仅仅因为他是个移民就逮捕他 You can't arrest him simply because he's a bloody immigrant.
他没做错什么 He hasn't done anything wrong.
你他妈的快停下！ Stop it, damn you!
没关系，古先生，让他们走吧！ Never mind,Monsieur Gustave! Let them proceed!
喔！好痛！ Ow! That hurts!
你这肮脏、该死、麻脸的法西斯杂种！ You filthy, goddamn,pock-marked, fascist assholes!
把你的爪子从我的门童身上拿开！ Take your hands off my Lobby Boy!
出了什么事？ What's the problem?
这太粗暴了 This is outrageous.
这个年轻人在内伯斯堡的布达佩斯大饭店为我工作 The young man works for me at the Grand Budapest Hotel in Nebelsbad.
古先生？ Monsieur Gustave?
我的名字是亨克斯 My name is Henckels.
沃尔夫冈·亨克斯·伯格斯多夫夫妇的儿子 I'm the son of Dr. and Mrs. Wolfgang Henckels-Bergersdofer.
想起来了么？ Do you remember me?
我清楚地知道你是谁，很巧嘛，你是小艾尔伯特 I know exactly who you are.It's uncanny. You're little Albert.
我很内疚，放了他们 I'm terribly embarrassed.Release them.
放了他们 Release them.
你的同事没有国籍 Your colleague is stateless.
他需要申请一个新的特别过境许可证 He'll need to apply for a revised Special Transit Permit,
而现在这事很难办 which at this point may be very difficult to acquire.
拿着 Take this.
这只是临时的，不过这恐怕是我所能提供最好的了 It's temporary but it's the best I can offer, I'm afraid.
令堂大人怎样？ And how's your wonderful mother?
-她很好，多谢关心 -She's very well, thank you. -我崇拜她 -I adore her.
-向她致以我的爱 -Send my love. -我会的 -I will.
当我还是一个孤单孩子时，你的同伴就很关照我 Your companion was very kind to me when I was a lonely little boy.
我和我的人对妨碍到你感到歉意 My men and I apologize for disturbing you.
非常抱歉，先生 I beg your pardon, sir.
看到没？在这个被称作人类的屠宰场里 You see? There are still faint glimmers of civilization
还是留有一些文明的闪光点 left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity.
没错，这就是我们所能提供的：谦逊、谦卑、无关紧要…… Indeed, that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant...
哦，去他妈的 Oh, fuck it.
克洛蒂尔，夫人在哪？快带我去 Where is she, Clotilde?Take me to her.
你看起来很好，亲爱的，真的很好 You're looking so well, darling. You really are.
他们做了一件不可思议的事 They've done a marvelous job.
我不晓得他们在太平间里往你身上涂了什么 I don't know what sort of cream they've put on you down at the morgue,
但我想要点 but I want some.
说实话，你看起来比刚老的时候强多了 Honestly, you look better than you have in years.
看上去好像重生了一般 You look like you're alive.
哦，最后你还是改变了，这很棒 Oh, you changed it after all.It's perfect.
-克洛蒂尔？ -在，古先生 -Clotilde? -Oui, Monsieur Gustave?
一杯不加冰的凉水，谢谢 A glass of chilled water with no ice, please.
那好吧 All right, then.
我活不久了，亲爱的 I shan't be long, darling.
我们通过一个绿色的毛呢门 We were escorted through a green baize door,
一条狭窄的走廊直通管家的厨房 down a narrow service corridor and into the butler's pantry.
不一会儿，厨房通道旋开 A moment later, the kitchen passage swung open
一个身穿白衣的小佣人突然走进房间 and a small servant dressed in white jolted into the room.
我永远也忘不了那个人的目光 I've never forgotten the look on that man's face.
这他妈是要走到哪儿去？ What the devil is going on?
我这一生还从来没像这样走进屋子 I, myself, had never set foot inside a house of this kind in my life.
我对接下来发生的事没什么太大印象 I understood very little about the events that were to follow.
但最后我渐渐明白 But, eventually,I came to recognize,
当一大笔财产触手可及时 when the destiny of a great fortune is at stake,
人类的贪婪便如同血液中的毒素扩散开来 men's greed spreads like a poison in the bloodstream.
叔侄舅甥，堂亲表戚 Uncles, nephews, cousins,
远房姻亲 in-laws of increasingly tenuous connection.
老太太关系最疏远的亲朋 The old woman's most distant relations
都从各地跳过来想要分一杯羹 had come foraging out of the woodwork.
而此次集会的前头，却是一个疑惑的巧合 At the head of this congregation, it was a disorienting coincidence,
我们发现了酒店的副官科瓦奇 we discovered our own Deputy Kovacs,
当然，他也是个厉害的律师 himself an important attorney, of course.
他是那个死掉的寡妇的遗产执行人 He was the executor of the dead widow's estate.
这是D夫人最后的遗愿和遗嘱 This is Madame D's last will and testament.
其中包括 It consists of a general tontine
她丈夫于46年前去世前夕签署的一份养老保险， drawn up before the event of her husband's death 46 years ago,
以及635条改动 in combination with 635 amendments,
标记、修正和遗书 notations, corrections, and letters of wishes
在接下来的数十年内须被执行 executed during the subsequent decades.
这些东西的最终合法权 The ultimate legality of this accumulation
需要更进一步的证实 requires further analysis,
但是我们认为，D夫人最终意愿是 but in the opinion of this office, it was Madame D's intention
她的绝大部分财产 that control of the vast bulk of her estate
将立即转移至她的儿子德米特里名下 should be transferred, forthwith,to her son, Dmitri,
此外他的姐妹们将会得到一份特殊津贴 with special allowances for his sisters,
她们是玛格丽特，利蒂希亚和卡洛琳娜 Marguerite, Laetizia, and Carolina,
家族的其他成员会得到一份小礼物 and minor gifts for various members of the extended family
我这里有一份受领名单，会在合适的时间说明 as shown in the List of Recipients, which I will elucidate in due course.
然而 However.
还有一条遗嘱附录 An additional codicil,
今早顺丰快递送至我手上 delivered into my possession by post only this morning,
所有情况都表明此系D夫人亲笔手书 and, by all indications,sent by Madame D
这时她在弥留之际写下的 during the last hours of her life,
内容是修改了原有遗嘱中的一条 contains an amendment to the original certificate,
根据法律规定，我在此念给你们听 which, as prescribed by law,I will read to you now.
这份文件的真实性 The authenticity of this document
尚未被主审法官所证实 has not yet been confirmed by the presiding magistrate,
所以我希望在座诸位先耐心听完，稍安勿躁 so I ask that all parties be patient and refrain from comment
直到我们完成调查并证实 until such time as our investigations can be completed.
“致我敬爱的，于我生命最后时刻安抚我的好友” "To my esteemed friend who comforted me in my later years
“你们给一位行将就木的老女人生命中带来了一丝阳光” "and brought sunshine into the life of an old woman
“而她还以为自己将不会再获得什么快乐” "who thought that she would never be happy again.
“古斯塔夫·H先生” "Monsieur Gustave H,
“在免除税务的情况下，以我完全的受托人权利” "I bequeath, bestow and devise,free of all taxation
“赠与你” "and with full and absolute fiduciary entitlement,
“《苹果骚年》这幅画……” "the painting known as 'Boy with Apple...'"
-哇！ -“……由约翰纳斯·范·霍特……” - Wow! - "...by Johannes van Hoytl..."
-难以置信 -“……二世所作……” -I can't believe it. -"...the younger..."
-纳尼？ -“它给我们带来了太多的欢乐” - What? - "which gave us both so much pleasure."
范·霍特？ The van Hoytl?
-免税？ -她可以这么做吗？ -Tax-free? -Can she do that?
谁是古斯塔夫·H？ Who's Gustave H?
不好意西，就是我，童鞋们 I'm afraid that's me, darling.
他妈的死基佬！ That fucking faggot!
他是个门房，你们来这干什么？ He's a concierge. What are you doing here?
我是来向我爱过的杰出女性致敬的 I've come to pay my respects to a great woman whom I loved.
-这人闯进我家里来！ -这还不是你的家呢，德米特里 -This man is an intruder in my home! -It's not yours yet, Dmitri.
只有当遗嘱经过检验，契约权利得以…… Only when probate is granted,and the Deed of Entitlement...
你不会得到《苹果骚年》的，你这小逼养！ You're not getting Boy with Apple,you goddamn little fruit!
这话该让我感觉到什么吗？ How's that supposed to make me feel?
叫警察过来，我们要告你 Call the police.We're pressing charges.
这罪犯祸害了我们家族长达二十年之久 This criminal has plagued my family for nearly 20 years.
他就是一个投机客，一个冒牌的艺术家 He's a ruthless adventurer and a con-artist
专挑那些年老体衰、精神空虚的老妇人下手 who preys on mentally feeble,sick old ladies,
多半还跟她们有一腿！ and he probably fucks them, too!
我跟我所有的朋友都睡过 I go to bed with all my friends.
赛琳在哪儿？ Where's Celine?
什么？她死了，我们在聆听她的遗嘱 What? She's dead.We're reading her will.
哦，没错，是的 Oh, yes, yes, of course.
要是我知道你曾经碰过我母亲 If I learn you ever once laid a finger on my mother's body,
不管是她活着还是死了的时候，我向上帝发誓 我会割了你的喉咙，听见没？ living or dead, I swear to God,I'll cut your throat! You hear me?
据我所知你刚才说我是个死基佬 I thought I was supposed to be a fucking faggot.
-你确实是基佬，但你也是双性恋 -咱们换个话题吧 -You are, but you're bisexual. -Let's change the subject.
我要走了 I'm leaving.
那幅画，《苹果骚年》是无价之宝，懂吗？ That picture, Boy with Apple, is priceless. Understand?
恭喜你，古先生 Congratulations, Monsieur Gustave!
他们要为了这个小混球跟我打架呢 They're going to fight me for the son of a bitch.
-它美吗？ -难以言表 -Is it very beautiful? -Beyond description.
“文人墨客，妙笔生花” "E'en the most gifted bard's rhyme can only sing
“然其美难叙” "but to the lack of her and all she isn't!
-“其舌……” -我可以看看吗？ -"His tongue doth..." -Can I see it?
我想不出理由拒绝 I don't see why not.
这是范·霍特最为精致的肖像画 This is van Hoytl's exquisite portrayal
画的是一位俊美的束发之年的男孩 of a beautiful boy on the cusp of manhood.
金发碧眼，柔滑如丝，牛奶般雪白的肌肤 Blond, smooth.Skin as white as that milk.
无可挑剔，完美无瑕 Of impeccable provenance.
在留存于民间的诸多珍品中，这无疑是最完美的 One of the last in private hands,and unquestionably, the best.
旷世神作 It's a masterpiece.
其余的不过是垃圾 The rest of this shit is worthless junk.
其实你刚才讲的我一句没听懂 What did you want to tell me, before?
我觉得现在没法跟你翻译 I think I cannot say right now.
明天微信发给我好了，去鲁兹巴赫车站！ Write me tomorrow. Lutzbahn Station!
我永远也不会跟它分开 I'll never part with it.
这让她想起我，也会让我想起她，永远 It reminded her of me.It will remind me of her. Always.
即便我死了也要把它挂在床头 I'll die with this picture above my bed.
看到相似之处了吗？ See the resemblance?
哦，是的 Oh, yes.
事实上，我们应该卖了它 Actually, we should sell it.
越早越好，省的他们想把它偷回去 Sooner rather than later, in case they try to steal it back.
况且，列车上那些疯疯癫癫的士兵…… Plus, something about those lunatic foot-soldiers on the express...
这或许会是咱们餐饮业一场棘手的战争，可能会迎来一段长时间的萧条 This could be a tricky war and a long dry spell in the hotel trade.
就目前所知，他们会在明天封住咱们 For all we know, they could board us up tomorrow.
让我们做一个庄严的血誓 Let's make a solemn blood-pact.
咱们这周末联系黑市 We'll contact the black market and liquidate Boy with Apple
卖掉 by the end of the week,
然后离开这个国家，在马耳他的里维埃拉低调生活 then leave the country and lay low somewhere along the Maltese Riviera
直到风平浪静，咱们再回来 until the troubles blow over and we resume our posts.
由于你的协助，你的忠诚 In exchange for your help, your loyalty
以及你作为贴身男仆所提供的服务 and your services as my personal valet,
我将会给予你净售价的1.5%以示嘉奖 I pledge to you 1.5% of the net sale price.
-1.5？ -1.5? -包食宿费用 -Plus room and board.
-可以给我10%吗？ -10%？你在逗我吗？ -Could we make it 10? -10? Are you joking?
那比我给卖画贩子的都多 That's more than I'd pay an actual dealer,
再说你个只会啃鸡杂碎的又不懂得明暗对照法是什么 and you wouldn't know chiaroscuro from chicken giblets.
所以，1.5%足够了，但我同你讲 No, 1.5 is correct. But I'll tell you what,
如果我死的比你早，你将会成为我遗产的唯一继承人 if I die first, and I most certainly will, you will be my sole heir.
我没啥财产，除了一个象牙背梳子 There's not much in the kitty except a set of ivory-backed hairbrushes
以及我收藏的浪漫诗集 and my library of romantic poetry,
但到时候这些都将会是你的 but when the time comes,these will be yours,
还有咱们还没来得及花在姑娘和威士忌上的东西 along with whatever we haven't already spent on whores and whiskey.
这就是我们的盟誓 This is our sacred bond.
我得把它写下来 I'll draw it up right now.
我，古斯塔夫·H先生，目前精神和身体尚佳 I, Monsieur Gustave H, being of relatively sound mind and body,
在今天，我主1932年的十月十九日 on this day, the 19th of October,in the year of our Lord 1932...
他从未跟我说他是从哪儿来的 He never told me where he came from.
我也从没问过他家人的状况 I never asked who his family had been.
打搅一下 Excuse me.
嗯？ Uh-huh?
警察来了他们要找你 The police are here.They asked for you.
跟他们说我马上就到 Tell them I'll be right down.
好的 Okay.
你有过被审问的经历吗？ Have you ever been questioned by the authorities?
有，有一次我被叛军抓走折磨 Yes, on one occasion I was arrested and tortured by the rebel militia
就在沙漠起义之后 after the Desert Uprising.
-那你知道应该怎么办，别多嘴 -好的 -You know the drill, then. Zip it. -Of course.
你这一生从没听过“范·霍特”这个名字，好了，咱们走 You've never heard the word "van Hoytl" in your life. Okay, let's go.
有什么可以效劳，先生们？ How may we serve you, gentlemen?
啊，是亨克斯督察 Ah, Inspector Henckels.
“根据祖布鲁卡警务处处长的命令” "By order of the Commissioner of Police, Zubrowka Province,
“我在此宣布你被逮捕” "I hereby place you under arrest for the murder
“罪名是涉嫌谋杀赛琳·威勒纳沃·蛋斯高飞·挞克西丝夫人” "of Madame Ceine Villeneuve Desgoffe und Taxis."
我就知道有什么地方不对劲，我们还不清楚死因呢 I knew there was something fishy. We never got the cause of death.
她被人谋杀，而你却怀疑是我所为 She's been murdered and you think I did it.
嘿！ Hey!
站住！ Stop!
第三章 “19号检查站：罪犯集中营”
一周后 等候审讯
怎么回事？ What happened?
怎么回事，我亲爱的鸭蛋 What happened, my dear Zero,is I beat the living shit
我把那个哭哭啼啼的小矮子平齐·绑定斯基揍的屁滚尿流 out of a sniveling little runt called Pinky Bandinski
竟胆敢质疑我的男儿本色 who had the gall to question my virility,
如果说我们能从地摊恐怖文学里学到点什么的话 because if there's one thing we've learned from penny dreadfuls,
那必然是当你处于这种境遇时 it's that, when you find yourself in a place like this,
你将绝不畏缩 you must never be a candy-ass.
你要开门见山地证明自己 You've got to prove yourself from Day One.
你要让他们顶礼膜拜 You've got to win their respect.
你应当好好欣赏一下他早上的丑恶嘴脸 You should take a long look at his ugly mug this morning.
他实际上，已成为了好朋友 He's, actually,become a dear friend.
你会和他碰面的，但愿吧 You'll meet him, I hope.
那么，你已经与科瓦奇谈过了？ So. You've talked to Kovacs?
我昨夜与他偷偷见面 I saw him last night in secret.
他让我手按圣经发誓绝不泄漏一个字 He made me take an oath on a Bible I wouldn't tell a soul.
-你也要这样做 -迟点我会做的 -You're supposed to also. -I'll do that later.
-他怀疑你是被冤枉的 -他当然如此 -He suspects you're innocent. -Of course he does.
开价多少？ What's the charge?
10月19日的午夜时分 In the small hours of the evening of 19 October,
大家所熟知的饭店领班古斯塔夫·H先生 an individual well-known to the house and staff, a Monsieur Gustave H,
业已抵达撸茨蛋挞家族的住处 did arrive at the Desgoffe und Taxis residence in Lutz
并由后勤小巷入口进入 and entered by the rear service alley,
以免有人发现他的到来 alerting no one to his presence,
之后穿过货运楼梯和员工通道 and did then proceed by way of back stairs and servants' passage,
抵达D夫人的私人房间 to deliver himself into the private chambers of Madame D.
并无证据表明 There is no evidence to indicate whether this visit
这次造访是否已经预先安排 had been pre-arranged with her or not.
但翌日清晨D夫人就被发现死于番木鳖碱中毒 The next morning Madame D was found dead by strychnine poisoning.
古先生对上述细节尚未做出回应 Monsieur Gustave was not observed on the premises again
直到，当然，24小时后 until, of course, 24 hours later.
在这项公证证词中，此案原告身份已经确定 The identity of his accusers is made clear in this notarized deposition.
他们包括：这个庞大家庭的所有成员 They include, essentially,all members of the extended family,
但实际上目睹整个所谓事件的关键证人 but the key witness who actually ostensibly saw the alleged events
似乎却已躲避了司法管辖 appears to have fled the jurisdiction.
证人的下落至今不明 His whereabouts are currently unknown,
但目前依旧处于有关部门的追踪调查中 but he's being sought and pursued by the relevant authorities.
他是谁？ Who is he?
-瑟奇？ -恐怕是的 -Serge? -I'm afraid so.
那个小胡子 That little prick.
不，我不敢相信，定然是受人唆使 No, I don't believe it.They put him up to it.
这下我掉到龙潭虎穴了 I've been dropped into a nest of vipers.
你有不在场证明吗？ You have an alibi?
当然，但是她已同威斯特法利亚公爵成婚 Of course, but she's married to the Duke of Westphalia.
我可不能让她的名字来搅合这趟子浑水 I can't allow her name to get mixed-up in all this monkey business.
-你的生命危在旦夕 -我知道，但这碧池走人了 -Your life may be at stake. -I know, but the bitch legged it.
她已在开往荷属坦噶尼喀的娜丝塔西亚女王号上 She's already onboard the Queen Nasstasja halfway to Dutch Tanganyika.
别轻言放弃 Don't give up.
这阴谋的细节 The details of the conspiracy,
现在的公共记录 now a matter of public record,
是当时我们不可能想得到的 were, at that time, impossible for us to apprehend.
我在寻找瑟奇·X I'm looking for Serge X,
一个年轻人，服务于我的雇主 a young man in the service of my employer,
撸茨城堡的蛋挞家族 the family Desgoffe und Taxis of Schloss Lutz.
-先生您找谁？ -你是他的姐姐吗？ -Yes, sir? -You're his sister?
-是的，先生 -最近见过他吗？ -Yes, sir. -Seen him lately?
-没有，先生 -没有？ -No, sir. -No?
真没有，先生 No, sir.
我要立刻找到他，出于对他 I need to find him right away, for his own safety
也对其他人的安全考虑 and everybody else's.
如果他再露面... If he shows up...
-我该怎么做，先生？ -告诉他，乔普林说， -Yes, sir? -Tell him Jopling says,
“回家吧” "Come home."
但有一件事是肯定的 But one thing was certain,
蛋斯高飞·挞克西丝是一个非常强大的家族 the Desgoffe und Taxis were a very powerful family,
眼下却不和我们同一战线 and time was not on our side.
古先生的信，鸭蛋 A letter from Monsieur Gustave. Zero.
-您让我？ -念吧 -You want me to? -Read it.
“我亲爱并信任的同事们...” "My dear and trusted colleagues..."
我想死你们了，这封信是我在拘留所里写的 I miss you deeply as I write from the confines
真是令人遗憾的荒谬监禁 of my regrettable and preposterous incarceration.
直到我回到大伙之中成为自由人 Until I walk amongst you again as a free man,
布达佩斯大饭店依然在大家手中 the Grand Budapest remains in your hands,
保持着完美无瑕的名声 as does its impeccable reputation.
大家要保持她的美丽，发扬她的荣光 Keep it spotless and glorify it.
对她的一边一角都要认真关照 Take extra special care of every little-bitty bit of it
就好像我如猎鹰一样俯视着你们 as if I were watching over you like a hawk
尖爪中握着策马的鞭子，因为我就是 with a horse whip in its talons, because I am.
倘若在我缺席期间发现任何方面的下滑 Should I discover a lapse of any variety during my absence,
我保证，迅速和无情的正义将会铺天盖地而来 I promise, swift and merciless justice will descend upon you.
如今，一个伟大而高贵的建筑就矗立在你们的保护之下了 A great and noble house has been placed under your protection.
如果你发现任何有趣的生意，告诉鸭蛋 Tell Zero if you see any funny business.
你们忠实的，古斯塔夫先生 "Your devoted Monsieur Gustave."
接下来有一首诗，但我想在大家喝汤时朗诵 Then there's a poem, but we might want to start on the soup
因为它总共长达46节 since it's 46 stanzas.
一团迷雾与灰尘，遮蔽了肮脏黑暗的老鼠之巢 "A moist, black ash dampens the filth of a dung-dark rat's nest
与实木腐烂的气息混为一道 "and mingles with the thick scent of wood rot
恰逢云雀唱起流浪儿的歌谣... "while the lark song of a guttersnipe..."
我从未信任过管家 I never trusted that butler.
-他太过忠诚 -你是说，太过忠诚？ -He's too honest. -Too honest, you say?
好吧，尽管如此，快风尘仆仆地找到他 Right, well, be that as it may, find him quick and make it snappy.
我能为大伙提供一盘粥吃吗？ May I offer any of you inmates a plate of mush?
没人吃？谁吃？ No? Anyone?
疤面煞星，你吃吗？ You with the very large scar on your face?
来点吧，早上刚做的，不仅温热而且滋补 Try it. It's actually quite warm and nourishing this morning.
再加点盐 It needs a dash of salt.
美好的一天 Good day.
粥，先生们，谁要来点？ Mush, gents? Any takers?
随你的便 Suit yourselves.
起床喜洋洋，行动，行动 Rise and shine. Chop, chop.
早上好，平齐 Good morning, Pinky.
-又是孟德家的蛋糕？ -正解 -Mendl's again? -Precisely.
谁有封喉剃刀？ Who's got the throat slitter?
-太棒了 -孟德家是最好的 -Out of this world. -Mendl's is the best.
-现在回去工作 -古先生？ -Well, back to work. -Monsieur Gustave?
何事？ Yes?
我和小伙伴们讨论过了 Me and the boys talked it over.
我们一致觉得你是个非常正直的家伙 We think you're a really straight fellow.
喔，我从来没有被这样指控过 Well, I've never been accused of that before,
但我很欣赏大家的观点 but I appreciate the sentiment.
你现在入伙了 You're one of us now.
真是好消息啊 What a lovely thing to say.
谢谢你，亲爱的平齐，谢谢你，甘色 Thank you, dear Pinky.Thank you, Günther.
谢谢你，沃尔夫 Thank you, Wolf.
还有什么要说的吗？ Anything else?
告诉他，路德伟哥 Tell him, Ludwig.
19号检查站无疑是个很贱的监狱 Checkpoint 19 ain't no two-bit hoosegow.
每个门窗上，通风口上都有大铁棍子 You got broad-gauge iron bars on every door, vent and window.
地面有72个警卫，塔楼上还有16个 You got 72 guards on the floor and 16 more in the towers.
还有一个深达325英尺，而且全是鳄鱼的护城河 You got a 325-foot drop into a moat full of crocodiles.
但，正如最优秀的人都有弱点一样 But, like the best of them,it's got a soft spot,
这儿的弱点就是 which in this case happens to take the form
暴雨排水系统 of a storm-drain sewer system
可以追溯到开凿岩石修建的时代 dating from the time of the original rock fortification
也就是中世纪 way back in the Middle Ages.
眼下，倒没人敢说那轻松如林荫漫步 Now, nobody's saying it's a stroll down a tree-lined promenade
身边带着个贵妇人和白色的贵宾犬 with a fine lady and a white poodle,
但却恰如你说，是个“弱点”所在 but it's got what you'd call "vulnerability,"
那就是我们的优势 and that's our bread and butter.
看看 Take a look.
这是谁画的？ Who drew this?
你这话什么意思，是我画的 What do you mean, "Who drew this?" I did.
非常棒，你的线条非常精细，路德伟哥 Very good. You've got a wonderful line, Ludwig.
展示你伟大的艺术天分 This shows great artistic promise.
但问题是，你如何打通这最底下的岩层？ Question, how do you intend to penetrate this lowest rudiment?
整整25英尺配筋砌体的花岗岩啊，不是吗？ It's 25 inches of reinforced granite masonry, is it not?
用你们的封喉剃刀 Digging with the throat-slitter,
我想这至少得花费3到6个月的持续努力 I expect this would take three to six months of continual effort,
而在此期间我们的部分成员 during which time several of our members
就会被强制执刑 will have been violently executed.
你说到点子上了，古先生 You hit the nail on the head, Mr. Gustave.
我们搞到了虚假文件，二手服装 We got fake documents,second-hand street clothes,
棍条和床布制作成的绳梯 a rope ladder made of sticks and bunk-linens,
但是我们需要挖掘工具 but we need digging tools,
但在这破屋子里却很难搞到 which are proving hard to come by in this flop-house.
当故事进行到这里时 At this point in the story,
老人陷入了沉默，推开了面前的羊肉 the old man fell silent and pushed away his saddle of lamb.
他的目光空洞如石头一般没有光泽 His eyes went blank as two stones.
可以看出，他处于深深的悲哀之中 I could see he was in distress.
“你病了吗，穆斯塔法先生？”最后我打破沉默 Are you ill, Mr. Moustafa?I finally asked.
“哦，孩子，我没有”他回答说 Oh, dear me, no. He said.
我只是不知道从何下手 It's only that I don't know how to proceed.
他开始抽泣 He was crying.
你看，我从未提起过阿加莎 You see, I never speak of Agatha,
因为即使脑海中闪过她的名字 because even at the thought of her name
我都难以自制 I'm unable to control my emotions.
我想实在是没有办法了 Well, I suppose there's no way around it.
你看，她救了我们 You see, she saved us.
在我们第三次正式约会之时 On our third formal rendezvous,
我恳请她与我携手一生，她同意了 I had asked for her hand in marriage and she had agreed.
-你愿意嫁给我吗？ -愿意 -Will you marry me? -Yes.
我们俩兜里连五十块都没有 We did not have 50 Klubecks between the two of us.
没人知道，但，谁又关心呢？ No one knew, of course,but, then, who would have cared?
在我们的世界里，我们完全属于彼此 We were each completely on our own in the world,
深深坠入爱河 and we were deeply in love.
-给 -谢谢 -Here. -Thank you.
-这是一本书 -我知道 -It's a book. -I see.
《浪漫主义诗歌》，第一卷 Romantic Poetry, Volume One.
是古先生推荐的，我自己也有一本 Monsieur Gustave recommended it. I have a copy of my own as well.
-我想，我可能没有惊喜到你 -不管怎样，我会打开看的 -I ruined the surprise, I suppose. -I'll go ahead and open it, anyway.
读一下题记 Read the inscription.
古先生坚持 Monsieur Gustave insisted
从全方面深入彻底地考察... on an immediate and thorough cross-examination...
她很有魅力，是如此的迷人 She's charming. She's so charming.
期间他送给了阿加莎一件陶瓷吊坠 during which he presented Agatha with a porcelain pendant
五打白纸包裹的新鲜郁金香 and five dozen individually tissue-wrapped white tulips
装在如孩子棺木大小的盒子里 in a box the size of a child's coffin.
-有点不对劲 -什么意思？ -It's not right. -I beg your pardon?
他为什么生闷气呢？ Why is he sulking?
她是我的女友，你不能这样送她礼物 She's my girlfriend.You can't just buy her things.
我只是在测试你另一半的忠贞 I'm only interviewing this vision of loveliness on your behalf.
人生中千万不要嫉妒，鸭蛋，一刻也不要 Never be jealous in this life, Zero, not even for an instant.
你们在调情吗？ Is he flirting with you?
-是的 -我赞成这种关系 -Yes. -I approve of this union.
阿加莎，我的美人，回到你的爱人身边吧 Agatha, my beauty,return to your beloved.
之后，我们学习到... Soon we learned...
祝你们二人幸福美满 Blessings upon you both.
阿加莎不止是熟练于 not only was Agatha immensely skilled
调色刀和黄油制作 with a palette knife and a butter-cream flourish...
-孟德 -快 -Mendl. -Go.
她同样也非常勇敢 she was also very brave.
我坚信她生而如此 I believe she was born that way.
有些东西丢了 Something's missing.
一份重要文件丢了，或者更倾向于，被毁了 A crucial document, either misplaced or, conceivably, destroyed.
我不知道它写了什么，我不知道它代表什么 I don't know what it contains, I don't know what it represents,
我根本不知道那是什么 I don't know what it is,
但随处都有它的踪迹和影子 but there are traces and shadows of it everywhere.
现在，我不想警告你 Now, I don't want to alarm you,
我也不想看到任何明显的变化 and I don't expect to see any significant change
在法官对你所继承的最终决定上 in the magistrate's ultimate decision vis-a-vis your own inheritance,
但，特别是已出现的死亡事件 but, especially given the circumstances of the death,
同凶杀人关键目击者瑟奇·X的失踪 as well as the disappearance of the key witness in the murder case, Serge X,
我建议当尽快让此事 I suggest that we immediately bring this matter
得到市政检查方面的关注 to the attention of the municipal inspector
如此才能完全没有行为不当的问题 so that there can be absolutely no question
即使在未来的任何一天 of impropriety at any future date.
-同意吗？ -不同意 -Agreed? -Not agreed.
-不同意？ -不同意 -Not agreed? -Not agreed.
-我能问你个问题吗，威尔摩斯？ -请说，德米特里 -Can I ask you a question, Vilmos? -Yes, Dmitri?
-你为谁工作？ -您说什么？ -Who are you working for? -I beg your pardon?
你到底为谁工作，我认为你应该是我们的律师 Who are you working for? I thought you're supposed to be our lawyer.
实际上，我是遗嘱执行人 Well, in point of fact,I'm the executor of the estate.
在这种特别的情况下，我代表死者 In this particular situation,I represent the deceased.
哦，是吗？ Oh, yeah?
正是，我的费用规定包括在... Yeah. A provision for my fees was included in the...
只需把此事包起来，不要影响太大，同意吗？ Just wrap it up and don't make waves. Agreed?
我是名律师，我有义务履行法制 I'm an attorney. I'm obligated to proceed according to the rule of law.
不同意 Not agreed.
这糟透了，姐妹们 This stinks, sisters.
他刚才把我的猫扔出窗外了？ Did he just throw my cat out the window?
我不这么认为 I don't think so.
-没有，他做了吗？ -乔普林？ -No. Did he? -Jopling?
行了 Okay.
有些事情我没有对你说，阿加莎 There's something I haven't told you, Agatha.
-说吧 -我们偷了一幅画 -Okay. -We stole a painting.
价值连城，可能值五百万 It's very valuable, maybe five million Klubecks, in fact.
我不知道有没有被人发现 I don't know if anyone's even noticed it's missing yet,
但如果东窗事发的话。。。。 but if something should happen to me...
你偷了画？ You steal art?
只是一幅画，总之我们要为你的生活做个规划 One picture. Anyway, we need to make a plan for your survival.
藏好这个，它已经加密，你可能需要放大镜来阅读 Hide this. It's in code and you might need a magnifying glass to read it,
但它会告诉你到哪去找到那幅《苹果骚年》 but it tells you exactly where and how to find Boy with Apple.
低于普通要价的一半不要接受 Don't take less than half the retail asking price. Also...
-鸭蛋，我是个面包工 -你是位糕点师 -Zero, I'm a baker. -You're a pastry chef.
我不是篱笆，如果用词准确的话 I'm not a fence, if that's the term.
我不会去交易不义之物 I don't trade in stolen property.
我说错了，她对他有信心 I said it wrong.She willed it to him.
快睡觉 Go to sleep.
好的，孟德先生 Yes, Herr Mendl.
-藏起来 -不 -Hide this. -No.
好吧，那你先拿着 Okay, but take it anyway.
下一站 博物馆
第二天早上，贝克先生收到了一份特别的东西 The next morning, Herr Becker received a peculiar,
科瓦奇副官办公室发来的最后通知单 last-minute notice from the office of Deputy Kovacs,
决议要无限期推迟他们安排的会议 postponing their scheduled meeting, in perpetuity.
三天后
开始行动 Let's blow.
厨房
送菜升降机
-你们咋粗来了？ -你他娘的快闭嘴 -How did you get out there? -Shut the fuck up.
这群山炮想逃跑 These guys are trying to escape.
这二尕子又闹幺蛾子了，你他娘的有病啊？ What's wrong with you,you goddamn snitch?
管教！管教！ Guard! Guard!
原来是你，谢谢你，谢谢你，最可爱的人 It's you. Thank you.Thank you, you sweet, kind man.
妥了 Okay.
蒸汽孔
目测这应该算逼平吧？ I suppose you'd call that a draw.
晚安 Good evening.
让我来介绍，平齐，沃尔夫，路德伟哥，这是天才鸭蛋 Let me introduce you. Pinky, Wolf, Ludwig, this is the divine Zero.
甘色在地下墓穴里被杀了 Günther was slain in the catacombs.
好了，兄弟们，天知道我们何时才能重逢，但如有一天... Well, boys, who knows when we'll all meet again, but if one day...
等等 Hold it.
没时间扯淡 No time to gab.
照顾好自己，古先生 Take care of yourself, Mr. Gustave.
祝你好运，小子 Good luck, kid.
-哪条路通往安全屋？ -我也摸不到头脑 -Which way to the safe house? -I couldn't find one.
没有安全屋，真的吗？就靠我们自己在这？ No safe house? Really?We're completely on our own out here?
恐怕是的，我问了一圈，但.. I'm afraid so.I asked around, but...
我明白了，太危险了，我想我们只好即兴发挥了 I understand. Too risky. We'll just have to wing it, I suppose.
换上伪装 Let's put on our disguises.
-我们不正穿着呢？ -不，没有 -We're wearing them. -No, we're not.
我们说好的假胡子假鼻子之类的东西 We said false whiskers and fake noses and so on.
-你没有带着？ -我以为你要长出来一个 -You didn't bring any? -I thought you were growing one.
而且道具看起来很假，不是吗？ And it wouldn't look realistic, would it?
不，如果处置得当，他们看起来非常完美 No, when done properly,they're perfectly convincing.
但我同意你的看法，就这样吧 But I take your point. So be it.
给我一点潘阿车牌古龙水，你有没有带 Give me a few squirts of L'air de Panache, please, will you?
-哪怕给我一滴 -我忘了带潘阿车 -Can I not get a squirt, even? -I forgot the L'air de Panache.
啥玩意儿？你居然忘了带潘阿车古龙水？ Honestly, you forgot the L'air de Panache?
我简直不敢相信，你怎么办事的？ I don't believe it. How could you?
我在监狱蹲这么久，鸭蛋！你知道这有多耻辱吗？ I've been in jail, Zero! Do you understand how humiliating this is?
我满身臭味！ I smell.
这叫什么事儿啊，是吧？ That's just marvelous, isn't it?
看来要回到...对了你的家乡是哪来着？ I suppose this is to be expected back in... Where do you come from again?
-阿克·萨利姆·阿尔·贾巴特 -这也忒长了 -Aq Salim al-Jabat. -Precisely.
看来我们要回到阿克·萨利姆·阿尔·贾巴特去了 I suppose this is to be expected back in Aq Salim al-Jabat
在那里你的资产 where one's prized possessions
就是一堆脏兮兮的地毯和挨饿的山羊 are a stack of filthy carpets and a starving goat,
你就睡在帐篷里面，周围到处是野生动物和甲虫 and one sleeps behind a tent flap and survives on wild dates and scarabs.
但并不是我在教育你 But it's not how I trained you.
上帝的土地上是什么促使你离开家乡 What on God's earth possessed you to leave
那属于你的地方 the homeland where you obviously belong
旅居不知道多远，成为身无分文的移民 and travel unspeakable distances to become a penniless immigrant
在这个完善的，高度文明的社会 in a refined,highly-cultivated society
坦白说，没有的话，你就不能生存得很好呢？ that, quite frankly, could've gotten along very well without you?
是战争 The war.
是什么？ Say again?
我老爸被杀害 Well, you see, my father was murdered
家族里其他亲戚都被枪毙 and the rest of my family were executed by firing squad.
我们的村子被烧成平地 Our village was burned to the ground
那些挣扎生存的人们被迫背井离乡 and those who managed to survive were forced to flee.
我离开我的家乡是因为战争 I left because of the war.
我明白了，所以说你其实是一个难民？ I see. So you're, actually, really more of a refugee, in that sense?
然也 Truly.
我想我应该收回我以前说过的每句话 Well, I suppose I'd better take back everything I just said.
我太逗了，简直就是个逗比 What a bloody idiot I am.Pathetic fool.
真他妈是个自私的混蛋 Goddamn, selfish bastard.
实在是可耻，这不符合布达佩斯大饭店的标准 This is disgraceful, and it's beneath the standards of the Grand Budapest.
我代表酒店向你道歉 I apologize on behalf of the hotel.
这不是您的错，您只是因为我没有带香水而懊恼 It's not your fault. You were just upset I forgot the perfume.
别为我找台阶下了，我这辈子欠你的 Don't make excuses for me.I owe you my life.
你是我的好朋友和好徒儿，我非常为你自豪 You are my dear friend and protégé and I'm very proud of you.
我说的都是真心话 You must know that.
我很抱歉，鸭蛋 I'm so sorry, Zero.
我们是好兄弟 We're brothers.
咱们亲爱的阿加莎怎么样了？ How's our darling Agatha?
“当我在荒野上向她的脸庞投出第一缕目光， "'Twas first light when I saw her face upon the heath,
“因此我才回来，日复一日，神魂颠倒， "and hence did I return,day-by-day, entranced,
醋意已经淹没了我的心脏，从没...” "tho' vinegar did brine my heart, never..."
念得真好，但我得打断了，因为拉警报了 Very good. I'm going to stop you there because the alarm has sounded,
但要记住刚才中断的地方，因为我坚信你日后必将念完整首诗 but remember where we left off because I insist you finish later.
我要在50公里内的每个路口都设置路障 I want roadblocks at every junction for 50km.
我要在100公里内每个火车站设置轨障 I want rail blocks at every train station for 100km.
我要50个人和10条猎犬5分钟内待命 I want 50 men and 10 bloodhounds ready in five minutes.
我们要彻底搜查饼干店，蛋饼屋，啤酒馆 We're going to strip-search every pretzel-Haus, Waffel-hut, Biergarten
尤其是奥格斯堡到奇科布鲁克之间的所有大酒店 and especially every grand hotel from Augenzburg to Zilchbrock.
这些人极度危险，是职业惯犯 These men are dangerous,professional criminals.
他们至少有三个人 At least three of them are anyway.
雷害边个啊？ Who are you?
你在这干什么？囚室里不允许文职人员进入 What are you doing here? Civilian personnel aren't permitted in the cellblock.
-这里正在做军事调查 -这位是乔普林先生，长官 -This is a military investigation. -This is Mr. Jopling, sir.
他老板的母亲是受害者之一... His employer's mother was one of the victims...
闭嘴 Shut up.
你为蛋斯高飞·挞克西丝家族工作？ You work for the family Desgoffe und Taxis?
你可知道威尔摩斯·科瓦奇副官于10月23日被谋杀？ Are you aware of the murder of Deputy Vilmos Kovacs on 23rd October?
我知道他失踪了 I'm aware of his disappearance.
他的尸体昨晚被发现藏在博物馆 His body was found stuffed in a sarcophagus behind a storage room
储藏室后的一个石棺里 at the Kunstmuseum late last night.
他失去了四根手指 He was short four fingers.
-你知道些什么？ -我母鸡 -What do you know about that? -Nothing.
护送乔普林先生回去 Escort Mr. Jopling off the premises.
孟德家 Mendl's.
接线员，给我接巴登·尤根的精益宫 Operator, get me the Excelsior Palace in Baden-Jurgen
话费到付，谢谢 and reverse the charges, please.
我们别无选择，没有回头路了 We've no choice.There's nowhere else to turn.
我会等候，谢谢 I'll hold. Thank you.
这是我们最后的希望，否则，我根本不会向你提及 It's our only hope. Otherwise, I shouldn't even mention its existence to you.
不用说，我从没有向任何活人提起过一个字 It goes without saying, never breathe a word about this to a living soul.
-你发誓？ -当然，那到底是什么？ -Do you swear? -Of course. What is it, in fact?
我不能说 I can't say.
一个人如何只用一天的时间买到托斯卡纳歌剧院 How does one come by front-row aisle seats
前排靠过道的座位看第一晚演出？ for a first night at the Opera Toscana with one day's notice?
一个人如何安排私人观赏 How does one arrange a private viewing
皇家撒克逊画廊的地毯藏品？ of the tapestry collection at the Royal Saxon Gallery?
一个人如何在周四 How does one secure a corner table
订到多米尼克的桌子？ at Chez Dominique on a Thursday?
伊万，亲爱的，我是古斯塔夫，你好 Ivan, darling, it's Gustave. Hello.
我大概五分钟前打给你的 Well, I was until about five minutes ago.
我们已经自己快速解决了，如果你懂我的意思 We've taken it upon ourselves to clear out in a hurry if you see what I mean.
对，通过下水道，就这样，没错 Well, through a sewer,as it happens. Exactly.
听着，伊万，我很抱歉打断你，但我们有点小麻烦 Listen, Ivan, I'm sorry to cut you off, but we're in a bit of a bind.
这是一个正式的请求 This is an official request.
我正式要求你能提供给我一些特殊的服务... I'm formally calling upon the special services of...
第四章 “两把钥匙交叉的社会”
我会再打给你，古斯塔夫 I'll call you back, Gustave.
好的，等着我 Right. Stand by.
请你再说一遍，你喜欢走路吗？ I beg your pardon.Do you prefer to walk?
我们就在这里，非常简单 We're right here. It's very simple.
沿海滨一路直下，之后左转 Straight down the corniche, then left.
乔乔，接待一下客人 Jojo, see the gentleman out.
给我接奢华堡的乔治先生，谢谢 Get me Monsieur Georges at the Château Luxe, please.
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you
替我一下 Take over.
祝你生日快乐，亲爱的... Happy birthday, dear...
喂，伊万 Hello, Ivan?
了解 Got it.
请给我接公主宫的迪诺先生 Get me Monsieur Dino at the Palazzo Principessa, please.
高一点，妈的，高一点 Higher, goddammit, higher!
替我一下 Take over.
-乔治先生 -再高点 -Monsieur Georges. -Higher.
知道了，马上就办 I see. Straightaway.
请给我接普安酒店的罗宾先生 Get me Monsieur Robin at l'Hotel Cote du Cap, please.
一二三 and two and three.
罗宾先生，迪诺先生的来电 Monsieur Robin. There's a call from Monsieur Dino for you.
替我一下 Take over.
-一，二，三 -是我，迪诺 -One, two, three. -Yes, Dino.
好的，迪诺，喏，迪诺 Yes, Dino. Okay, Dino.
请给我接皇家丽姿饭店的马丁先生 Get me Monsieur Martin at the Ritz Imperial, please.
太多盐了 Too much salt.
辣椒不够多 Not enough pepper.
替我一下 Take over.
-罗宾？我是马丁 -太多盐了 -Robin? Martin. -Too much salt.
我也听说了 So I've heard.
可能吧，让我再打几个电话 Maybe. Let me make a few calls.
瑟奇·X，失踪了，科瓦奇副官，也失踪了 Serge X, missing.Deputy Kovacs, also missing.
D夫人，死了，《苹果骚年》，失窃了，我们偷的 Madame D, dead.Boy with Apple,stolen, by us.
德米特里和乔普林，无情冷血的野蛮人 Dmitri and Jopling, ruthless, cold-blooded savages.
古斯塔夫·H，在逃，还有什么？ Gustave H, at large. What else?
-鸭蛋，脑子混乱的 -鸭蛋，脑子混乱的，确实 -Zero, confused. -Zero, confused, indeed.
情况太过“浓稠”，如他们所说 The plot "thickens," as they say.
顺便问一下，啥意思？是用来比喻汤的吗？ Why, by the way?Is it a soup metaphor?
我不知道 I don't know.
进来 Get in.
我们找到了管家 We found the butler.
他躲在盖博美斯特峰附近的小山丘里 He's hiding out in the remote foothills near Gabelmeister's Peak.
我们的联络人说服他与你在明天中午见面 Our contact convinced him to meet you midday tomorrow
在峰顶天文台 at the observatory on the summit.
别告诉任何人，他会解释一切的 Tell no one.He'll explain everything.
你们的火车在四分半钟内开 Your train departs in four and a half minutes.
这是车票 Here's your tickets.
-三等座？ -票卖完了 -Third class? -It was overbooked
但是，售票员在老凡尔赛宫做过酒侍 but the conductor used to be a sommelier at the old Versailles.
他搞了几次潜规则 He pulled some strings.
在餐车你们要戴这个 You'll need these for the dining car.
最后一件事 One last thing.
潘阿车古龙水 L'air de Panache.
只剩半盎司了 They only had the half-ounce.
我们至少得和他做做样子 We should give him something as a symbolic gesture.
-你有多少钱？ -42块钱和三张邮票 -How much money you got? -42 Klubecks and 3 postage stamps.
给我25块，快 Give me 25. Yes.
-菩萨保佑你 -你可拉倒吧 -Bless you. -Please.
-我得亲手给他 -佛祖啊 -I've got to hand it to him. -Jesus Christ.
我没想到，接下来你想怎么做？ I didn't see that coming.Well, what do you want next?
和瘸腿姑娘再聊一次，这次，要说服她们 Talk to the club-footed sister again, and, this time, be persuasive.
天杀的狗贼 Goddamn son of a bitch.
我勒了个去！ Holy fuck!
这尼玛什么玩意儿？ What's the meaning of this shit?
《苹果骚年》？我以为你藏起来了 Boy with Apple? I thought you'd hidden it.
你们他妈在逗我吗？ Are you fucking kidding me?
老爷，画应该被古斯塔夫先生拿走了 I believe it was removed by Monsieur Gustave.
我不生瑟奇的气 I'm not angry with Serge.
你不能因为别人没有基本的道德品质就责怪他们 You can't blame someone for their basic lack of moral fiber.
他是个惊慌，矮小，胆怯的懦夫 He's a frightened, little, yellow-bellied coward.
-这不是他的错，对吧？ -我不知道，要看情况 -It's not his fault, is it? -I don't know. It depends.
对任何事你都可以这么说 Well, you can say that about most anything.
"看情况。"当然要看情况 "It depends." Of course it depends.
当然要看情况，当然要看情况 Of course it depends.Of course it depends.
对，你说的没错，当然要看情况 Yes, I suppose you're right. Of course it depends.
这不代表我不会掐死那个小叛徒 That doesn't mean I'm not going to throttle the little swamp rat.
顺便一提，我可以主持婚礼吗？ May I officiate, by the way?The ceremony?
荣幸之至 With pleasure.
我得说那个姑娘真是让人欢乐 I must say, I find that girl utterly delightful.
身子像块平板，半张脸上 Flat as a board, enormous birthmark
有墨西哥形状的巨大胎记， the shape of Mexico over half her face,
连续几小时站在闷热的厨房里流汗， sweating for hours on end in that sweltering kitchen
而孟德真是个天才 while Mendl, genius though he is,
像只大金刚似的傲视她 looms over her like a hulking gorilla.
但毫无疑问，毋庸置疑， Yet without question, without fail,
一直不变的是，她太可爱了 always and invariably,she's exceedingly lovely.
为什么？ Why?
因为她纯真 Because of her purity.
她也仰慕你，古先生 She admires you as well,Monsieur Gustave.
-是吗？ -是的，灰常仰慕 -Does she? -Very much.
妙哉，说明她能“了解” That's a good sign, you know. It means she "gets it."
这很重要 That's important.
不许和她调情 Don't flirt with her.
今早四点，一封电报由一位女孩签名寄出， A radio telegram was delivered and signed for by the girl at 4:00 AM.
信封在她尸体附近找到了，但是信不见了 The envelope was found near the body,but its contents were missing.
然而电报局总是保留着24小时内自动收报机纸条的副本 However, the telegraph office always keeps a carbon of the ticker tape for 24 hours.
我抄了下来，内容如下： I copied it down. It reads as follows,
"收拾行李，句号" "Pack your things stop."
"立刻准备离开，句号" "Be ready to leave at moment's notice stop."
"藏身地在盖博美斯特峰附近，句号" "Hide-out is vicinity of Gabelmeister's Peak stop."
"删了这条信息，我爱你，句号" "Destroy this message all my love full stop."
篮子在哪儿？ Where's the basket?
雷姆特丘陵 盖博美斯特峰附近
老板，要打车不？ Where you headed, mister?
滑雪？滑雪橇？爬山？ Skiing? Sledding? Mountain climbing?
三块钱 Three Klubecks.
通过无线电，我给阿加莎写信， By express wireless, I wrote Agatha
指示她前往我们预先安排好的藏身处， with instructions to move to our pre-arranged hideout,
就在内伯斯堡路外头的吉卜赛拖车里， a Gypsy caravan on the outer Nebelsbad road,
而我和古先生一路向东， while Monsieur Gustave and I continued east
直至祖部罗卡山， into the Zubrowkian Alps,
向着与瑟奇·X管家的高纬度密会而去 toward our high-altitude rendezvous with the butler Serge X.
为防止被抓，我们悄悄 As a precaution, we disembarked quietly
在车站外的货场下了车 in the freight yard just outside the station.
潘阿车古龙水 L'air de Panache.
正午 峰顶天文台
这景色真好，它配得上这种夸奖 It's a hell of a view. I give them that, for what's it's worth.
我顶 I agree.
"一如既往地，没有哪片落下的雪花， "'Tis oft'-remarked, no single,falling-flake does any other
- "和其他任何一片，有着相同纯洁又完美的形状..." - 有人来了 - "in its pure and perfect form..." - Somebody's coming.
你是内伯斯堡布达佩斯大饭店的古先生吗？ Are you Monsieur Gustave of the Grand Budapest Hotel in Nebelsbad?
- 嗯哼 - 上下一班缆车 - Uh-huh. - Get on the next cable car.
你是内伯斯堡布达佩斯大饭店的古先生吗？ Are you Monsieur Gustave of the Grand Budapest Hotel in Nebelsbad?
-嗯哼 -和我换位置 -Uh-huh. -Switch with me.
你是内伯斯堡布达佩斯大饭店的古先生吗？ Are you Monsieur Gustave of the Grand Budapest Hotel in Nebelsbad?
-嗯哼 -穿上，唱诗 -Uh-huh. -Put these on and sing.
-你是内伯斯堡的... -是是是，是我 -Are you Monsieur Gustave of the... -Yes, dammit.
忏悔 Confess.
我是无罪的 I'm innocent.
嗯？不是，是去内边 Hmm? No, no.
原谅我，古先生，我并没想背叛你 Forgive me, Monsieur Gustave. I never meant to betray you.
他们威胁要杀我，现在，他们杀死了我唯一的亲人 They threatened my life and now they've murdered my only family.
不是吧，他们这次杀了谁？ No. Who did they kill this time?
-我亲爱的姐姐 -那个跛脚姑娘？ -My dear sister. -The girl with the club foot?
-是 -那帮杂种！ -Yes. -Those fuckers!
我一开始想警告你的 I tried to warn you at the beginning.
大哥，我晓得了，过去的就过去了吧 I know, darling. Let's put that behind us.
听着，我很难受让你变成这样，但我请求你为我正名 Listen, I hate to put you on the spot, but I really must ask you to clear my name.
-很显然你还沉浸在悲痛中... -还没结束 -Obviously you're grieving... -There's more.
-那个故事 -明白，你继续 -To the story. -I get it. Go on.
我是D夫人的官方证人 I was the official witness in Madame D's presence
见证她撰写第二份遗嘱 to the creation of a second will
这份遗嘱只允许在她被谋杀的情况下执行 to be executed only in the event of her death by murder.
-第二份遗嘱？ -对 -A second will? -Right.
-以防她被做掉？ -对 -In case she got bumped off? -Right.
-嗯哼？ -但是他们把遗嘱毁了 -Uh-huh? -But they destroyed it.
-哦天哪 -然而... -Oh, dear. -However...
-嗯哼？ -我留了备份 -Uh-huh? -I pulled a copy.
第二份遗嘱的第二份备份？ A second copy of the second will?
-对 -嗯哼？ -Right. -Uh-huh?
上面写了什么？在哪儿呢？该死的，究竟是什么内容？ What does it say? Where is it? What's it all about, dammit?
别他妈卖关子了，这简直就是场噩梦！ Don't keep us in suspense. This has been a complete fucking nightmare.
快告诉我到底他妈的怎么了！ Just tell us what the fuck is going on!
瑟奇？瑟奇？瑟奇！ Serge? Serge? Serge!
尼玛，他们把这个倒霉蛋勒死了 Bloody hell.They've strangled the poor slob.
来吧！我们走！ Come on! Let's go!
- 如果抓到他，我们该怎么办？ - 我不知道 - What do we do if we catch him? - I don't know.
他是个杀人狂魔，咱们别追了 He's a homicidal psychopath.Let's stop.
我停不下来，我快掌不住舵了 I can't. I can barely steer.
盖博美斯特峰冬季运动会
起点
终点
你这个恶心，可悲的讨厌鬼，我恨死你了 You sick, pathetic creep. I hate you.
"'如果这就是我的结局，那，永别了！' 负伤的风笛少年喊道， "'If this do be me end, farewell!' cried the wounded piper-boy,
"当火枪爆破，义勇军狂啸， "whilst the muskets cracked and the yeomen roared 'Hurrah!'
"土墙皆倒， "And the ramparts fell.
"'我想我最后嗅到的，是我的恐惧' 他说道..." "'Methinks me breathes me last, me fears!' said he..."
卧槽！你干掉他了！ Holy shit! You got him!
干得好！鸭蛋！ Well done, Zero!
古斯塔夫·H！你是脱离了制裁的逃犯！ Gustave H! You are a fugitive from justice!
快投降吧，我会亲自担保你 Surrender lawfully and I will personally vouchsafe
收到公平审判 your fair treatment.
别想逃跑！ Do not attempt to flee!
- 你怎么想？ - 我不知道。 - What do you think? - I don't know.
我宁愿现在从悬崖跳下去，也不回那个破监狱了 I'd rather jump off this cliff right now than go back to fucking prison.
我的看法是，咱们偷走那个死疯子的摩托车，接上阿加莎， I say we steal that sick maniac's motorcycle, go fetch Agatha,
取回《苹果骚年》，朝着马耳他海滨跑，一劳永逸 take back Boy with Apple and head for the Maltese Riviera, once and for all.
很好！你太棒了，鸭蛋，谢谢 Very good! You're so extraordinary, Zero. Thank you.
让我们为那位在执行公务时 A moment of silence in memoriam of a devoted servant
被残忍杀害的忠仆，默哀一分钟 killed violently during the conduct of his duties.
再见了，瑟奇 Goodbye, Serge.
好，我们出发 Okay, let's go.
第五章： “第二份遗嘱的第二份备份”
战争在午夜打响了 The war began at midnight.
派弗斯塔德于午间，在密集炮击下沦陷， Pffeifelstad fell by lunch under heavy shelling,
有十个营部队从西边界涌入 and 10 battalions surged across the long western border.
最高指挥部推进至内伯斯堡 High-command advanced to Nebelsbad.
孟德先生，向行政层道贺 Compliments of Herr Mendl, for the executive staff.
施蒂格利茨将军要求住在有额外折叠床的花园景致客厅房 General Stieglitz requests a garden-view sitting room with an extra roll-away.
让他住在利奥波德公爵套间吧 Let's put him in the Duke Leopold Suite.
沃伦尼基秘书办公室来电。 Secretary Woroniecki's office cabled.
他今天早些时候入住的，401-2-3房 He's checking in a day early. Rooms 401-2-3.
告诉战略后勤部我们要换房 Tell Tactical Logistics we're moving them
挪到三楼的标准双人房内 to a standard double on the third floor.
空间恐怕不够大 They'll need more space than that.
结尾的开始，和开始的结尾，都拉开了帷幕 The beginning of the end of the end of the beginning has begun.
一场哀伤的终曲，在这坏掉走音的钢琴上奏响 A sad finale played off-key on a broken-down saloon piano
在这被遗忘的鬼城的郊外，奏响悲伤的神曲 in the outskirts of a forgotten ghost town.
我宁愿不见证这般亵渎神明的事 I'd rather not bear witness to such blasphemy.
我也是 Me neither
布达佩斯大饭店变成军营了 The Grand Budapest has become a troops' barracks.
这辈子我都不要进这扇门了 I shall never cross its threshold again in my lifetime.
- 我也是 - 我再也不要... - Me neither. - Never again shall I...
其实呢，我们毕竟，现在就要进去了 Actually, I think we might be going in there right now after all.
德米特里 Dmitri.
阿加莎 Agatha.
晚上好，蛋挞先生，我是恰克先生 Good evening, Mr. Desgoffe und Taxis. I'm Monsieur Chuck.
我们为您和您的姐妹们预定了费迪南德国王套间 We've booked you and your sisters into the King Ferdinand Suite.
晚上好，晚上好，范谢克将军让我... Good evening.General von Shrecker asked me...
- 那是谁？ - 您说什么？ - Who's that? - I beg your pardon?
我想那个姑娘拿着我的画呢，借过 I think that girl's got my picture. Excuse me.
- 六楼 - 等一下 - Six. - Hold it.
六楼 Six.
孟德先生送来的 Compliments of Herr Mendl.
员工电梯
请问 Excuse me.
一分半前你有没有 Have you seen a pastry girl with a package under her arm
见过一个夹着包裹的蛋糕妹吗？ in the last minute and a half?
见过，她刚刚和蛋挞先生一起上电梯了 Yep. She just got on the elevator with Mr. Desgoffe und Taxis.
谢谢 Thank you.
不好意思，你是谁？ I'm sorry. Who are you?
- 奥拓，先生，新来的门童 - 你实习显然不合格 - Otto, sir, the new Lobby Boy. - You haven't been trained properly.
门童绝壁不可提供这种信息 A Lobby Boy never provides information of that kind.
你要守口如瓶，可懂？ You're a stone wall. Understood?
32个赞 Pretty picture.
六楼到了 Sixth floor.
《苹果骚年》在哪？ Where's Boy with Apple?
关你吊事！ None of your goddamn business!
今天不打爆你这软蛋我就直播吃键盘！ I'm going to blast your candy-ass once and for all right now.
放下武器！ Drop your weapon!
- 停火！停火！ - 卧了个槽！ - Cease fire! Cease fire! - Whoa!
停下！ Stop it!
谁在打谁？ Who's shooting who?
那是古斯塔夫.H！逃逸的杀人犯和艺术品窃贼！ That's Gustave H!The escaped murderer and art thief.
我已经把他逼到绝路了！ I've got him cornered!
那是德米特里.蛋挞！ That's Dmitri Desgoffe und Taxis!
他杀了科瓦奇副官 He's responsible for the killing of Deputy Kovacs,
瑟奇·X和他的瘸腿姐姐，还有他自己的亲妈！ Serge X and his club-footed sister, plus his own mother!
谁也别动，你们都要被抓起来 Nobody move. Everybody's under arrest.
窗外又是哪位大神？！ Who's out the window?
阿加莎！ Agatha!
310商务套房 310-bis.
撑住！我来了！ Hang on! Here I come!
背面有什么东西... Something's on the back of the...
阿加莎! Agatha!
阿加莎！ Agatha!
- 你没事吧？ - 我没事 - Are you all right? - I think so.
画的背面有东西 Something's on the back of the picture.
机密 只允许在我被谋杀后打开----赛威蛋挞太太
她当然把一切都留给了古先生 She left everything to Monsieur Gustave, of course.
那座大宅，也就是撸兹城 The mansion, known as Schloss Lutz,
生产武器，药品和织物的工厂 the factories, which produced weapons, medicine and textiles,
一个重要的报社集团 an important newspaper syndicate,
还有估计你们已经猜到的 and perhaps you've already deduced
这座有名的，布达佩斯大饭店 this very institution, the Grand Budapest Hotel.
他指定我作为继承者人 He anointed me his successor,
战火未熄，我报效我的第二祖国 and as the war continued, I served my adopted country
在这张窄窄的桌前，对着隔壁屋子的墙工作 from the narrow desk still found against the wall in the next room.
他和他的粉丝们一样 He was the same as his disciples,
缺乏安全感，虚荣，肤浅，金发，饥渴 insecure, vain,superficial, blond, needy.
到最后，他甚至成了高富帅 In the end he was even rich.
然而，他却没有成功变老 He did not succeed, however, in growing old.
"各位亲朋好友，我们在此相会..." "Dearly beloved,we are gathered together..."
我亲爱的阿加莎也没有 Nor did my darling Agatha.
我们襁褓中的儿子，会在两年后 She and our infant son would be killed two years later
死于普鲁士流感，一种荒谬的小毛病 by the Prussian grippe.An absurd little disease.
现在看来是小病，但在那时，成千上万的人却死于这短短七天 Today we treat it in a single week, but, in those days many millions died.
在占领的第21天 On the 21st day of the occupation,
那天早上，祖部罗卡的独立国家地位 the morning the independent state of Zubrowka
正式消失了 officially ceased to exist,
我们和古先生去撸兹旅行 we traveled with Monsieur Gustave to Lutz.
对了，你之前问题的答案是： In answer to your earlier question,by the way,
当然是了 of course.
鸭蛋曾经问我，我是如何在饭店行业起步的 Zero asked me about my humble beginnings in the hotel trade.
我曾经一度是 I was, perhaps, for a time, considered the best Lobby Boy
布达佩斯大饭店最好的门童 we'd ever had at the Grand Budapest.
我想可以这么说 I think I can say that.
终于有一位做得比我好的了 This one finally surpassed me.
但是，他有位优秀的老师 Although, I must say, he had an exceptional teacher.
客观 Truly.
“海上升明月，长河落日圆” "Whence came these two radiant, celestial brothers,
“相伴三人行，旅思两无边” "united, for an instant,
“窗外星闪耀，人间卷珠帘” "as they crossed the stratosphere of our starry window?
“红日出东方，皓月挂西沿” "One from the East and one from the West."
淫得一手好湿 Very good.
不许和她调情 Don't flirt with her.
我们为什么又在荒郊野外停下了？ Why are we stopping at a barley field again?
11月17日 撸茨闪电战打响
这些穿黑制服的真是有够扫兴 I find these black uniforms very drab.
你们好啊，帅哥们，我们正谈到你们呢 Well, hello there, chaps. We were just talking about you.
- 请出示证件 - Documents, please. - 乐意配合，又说一遍 - With pleasure, as always.
你们是第一批让我们正式 You're the first of the official death squads
自我介绍的行刑部队 to whom we've been formally introduced.
你们好吗？ How do you do?
“万变不离其宗”我说的没错吧？ Plus ?§a change, am I right?
那是三等工人身份的移民签证，帅哥 That's a migratory visa with stage three worker status, darling.
瞧这个 Read this.
- 出来 - Come outside. - 别动 - Now, stay there.
你给我听好了，如果你big胆敢动他一根手指头 I give you my word,if you lay a finger on this man,
我一定要让你吃不了兜着走 I'll see you dishonorably discharged,
锁在栅栏里，吊到日落西山 locked up in the stockade and hanged by sundown.
微弱的文明之光， There are still faint glimmers of civilization
仍存留在这野蛮的屠场里，这就是人性 left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity.
你们这些肮脏的，该死的，麻脸的法西斯混蛋！ You filthy, goddamn,pock-marked, fascist assholes!
他是他们中的一员 He was one of them.
还有什么好说的呢？ What more is there to say?
最后怎么了？ What happened in the end?
最后他们把他射杀了 In the end they shot him.
所以这一切都归我了 So it all went to me.
晚餐后，我们去领房间的钥匙 After dinner, we went to collect the keys to our rooms,
但琼先森已经擅离职守了 but Monsieur Jean had abandoned his post.
我猜他把咱们都忘了 I expect he's forgotten all about us.
老实说这几年来， In recent years, of course,
像布达佩斯大饭店这样的私人财产 such properties and holdings as the Grand Budapest
几乎无一例外，移交国企 had with very few exceptions become common property.
既然他与新政府协商的准确条文 While the precise terms of his negotiation
从未公开 with the new government had never been announced,
但结果却人人皆知 the result was an open secret,
那就是，雅丹.穆斯塔法用巨额财产 Zero Moustafa had traded a great and important fortune
换购了这座高成本低利润的破败饭店 in exchange for one costly,unprofitable, doomed hotel.
为什么？ Why?
仅仅是出于感伤吗？ Was it merely sentimental?
这有点太直接，也不符合我的性格， It was quite forward of me and a bit out of character,
但我想为了我的健康 but I felt I must know,
我非知道不可 for my health, I suppose.
恕我一问，希望您不会见怪 Forgive me for asking.I hope I haven't upset you.
不，当然不会 No, of course not.
这儿是您和那个消逝的世界 Is it simply your last connection to that vanished world,
和古先生的世界，唯一的羁绊？ his world, if you will?
他的世界？ His world?
不，我不这样认为 No, I don't think so.
我们的职业相同 You see, we shared a vocation.
那没什么必要 It wouldn't have been necessary.
我是为阿加莎保留这座饭店的 No. The hotel I keep for Agatha.
我们在这里很快乐 We were happy here.
尽管快乐的时间很短暂 For a little while.
说实话，我想他的世界早在他涉足前 To be frank, I think his world had vanished
便已经消失殆尽 long before he ever entered it.
但，在我看来 But, I will say,
他肯定用神奇的光辉，优雅地维持了那份幻象 he certainly sustained the illusion with a marvelous grace.
- 你要上去吗？ - 不了，我想坐一会儿 - Are you going up? - No, I'll sit for a little while.
晚安 Good night.
接下来一星期， The next week,
我搭船去南美治疗 I sailed for a cure in South America
开始了在国外漫长漂流 and began a long,wandering journey abroad.
多年以来我都不曾回到欧洲 I did not return to Europe for many years.
那是一片有点迷人的古老废墟 It was an enchanting old ruin.
可我却始终未能与它再次相见 But I never manage to see it again.
本片灵感源自奥地利著名作家斯蒂芬·茨威格的著作 生于：1881年，维也纳 卒于：1942年，里约热内卢市佩德罗玻璃丝镇
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